If it actually started raining men I think I’d just start crying and be really terrified and not leave my house and just curl up into a ball and pretend I couldn’t hear the slamming of bodies falling upon my roof under no circumstances would I think “hallelujah”
it’s a cold and it’s a broken hallelujah
Can you imagine if the lyrics were like…
Steal my girl- I really don’t want her
Haven’t there been enough clues?
I really just wanta be with the guy
That has my matching tattoos
Harry Potter au where Harry didn’t lose being a parsletongue and Albus buys a snake as a pet one year because snakes are cool and one day just walks in on Harry and the snake having a deep conversation
Albus is 17 and loses his virginity in his room and forgets the snake talks to his dad and when Harry gets home the snake is all like OH MY GOSH YOU’D NEVER GUESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS WHAT HAPPENED
Me: no I’m not lucky I’m blessed
me: mom…..dad…….. im 1d af
dad: the fuck bitch me too
My mom asked me for a “formal picture” of my one month old baby, I sent her this.
Additional stages preceding Stage 4 include, but are not limited to:
- the scene phase
- meme-loving fuck
- incessant roleplayer
- brainwashed democrat
I have never related to famous, middle-aged men more
I forgot my another of my favorite ones
Through the Dark (Rose Bowl, September 11, 2014)
Can we just have every superhero react like that?
"A spider bite… gave me abs…?"
"Being put in a barrel of radioactive waste… gave me abs…?"
"Watching my parents die…gave me abs?"
BUT LIAM CHECKING ON HARRY AT THE END OF BSE BECAUSE HE WAS HAVING CHEST PAINS :’(